For a plant that stirs the bowels of ecogardeners and Torojockeys likewise , turfgrass looks vapid enough .   And   that ’s part of the trouble – the monoculture that is the dandy greensward of American lawndom .   Lord knows I ’ve ranted about it enough , and not just because when it ’s grown the way the folks at Scotts advocate , it wastes resources and pollutes waterways .   I just find oneself lawn care so tedious I can barely force myself to do it .   aboveboard , I suck at lawn care and mine looks like bull by about mid - June .   Just take this spring photo and replace the colour brown for the coloring material William Green and you get the idea .

But this year my garden and I have embarked on a journey together out of that sea of sameness to a place that ’s unknown , a picayune scary and exciting , too . The goal is to cover this 1,000 - square - substructure , sloping , mostly sunny quad with something that will , like lawn , preclude streamlet - off , be somewhat evergreen , and hold both a little human foot traffic and having the garden hosepipe lugged across it from side to side .   Oh , and be drought - tolerant and foreclose weeds . Tall order , I eff , but if , like me , you ’re even a bit of ananti - lawn crusader , you want those magic renewal flora to succeed .   Go , squad !   And what might they be ?

In all ignorance , I retrieve I could bend it into ameadow , as you may remember .   Enough articulate .   Next I ’ll try a mixing of walk of life - on - able groundcovers , starting with what I have or what ’s super - cheap :

My former 1K sf lawn in Takoma Park, Md.

Helping me sort out my Stepables

MY FAVORITE WEEDS

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LOOK , MA , I’M TRIALING!I’m always awfully impressed when genuine plantspeople likeGraham Ricewrite up the results of their experiments .   So now , in my good plantsman - wannabe way , I ’ll be farm some choice selections from a most challenging plant mathematical group , sell by a most intriguing caller – Stepables in Oregon – as many of them as the budget allows or they have samples to spare .   Here ’s what ’s invoke about them , in the words of spokeswoman Sally Credille :

Sorting samples from Stepables

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Lest you worry I ’m on their paysheet or a total whore for booty , this will be the “ Survivor ! ” of the hort earth , with plants potentially voted off the garden at any time .   So reader , we ’ll just see if these little sweetheart can fork out on all those promises .   update to stick with .   But first …

THE METHOD OF PLANTICIDENow , how to withdraw the lawn that ’s there .   I ’ve rejected herbicides , rototilling and baking under black-market credit card , the latter just because I do n’t require to buy all that charge plate I ’d never use again .   So I ’ll be going the chintzy - and - organic route – 6 or more layers of paper covered with a distich of inches of leafmold mulch , watered and view for a few weeks until it all breaks down .   But will it break down fast enough for me to do all the planting by mid - October ?   Tension mounts .